I long for a workplace where I can actually enjoy owning a Nerf gun. If I could just find a job that actually did that, I’d be inclined to get better and better weapons. Like the monster I saw in the latest toy ad!
Yeah, that’s a freaking tripod mounted, fully automatic turret! Between that, my Maverick, and the sniper rifle I want, I’d be invincible!
Half the problem is where you work, the other half is who you work with. Even if firing suction cupped darts is okay at your work, it’s not any fun if you don’t have people shooting back at you!
I personally believe, there should be a National Nerf Gun Day, where you can start an all out foam war at your place of business. They already have Secretary’s Day and things like that, why not this?
Tags: Nerf


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