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SD#45 The Missing Schmidt

Behold, the Four Horsemen

We are full of apologies tonight. Oh, and sorry again because we’re going to be talking about upcoming law changes!

SD#43 Facebook Assassins

And shoot them.

The world has decided that all the news should all happen at once . . . and it chose this week. Hackers are back in action, you need to drive “hands free”, and BitTorrent will save our entertainment! Ten points to the first person to identify that background noise!

SD#40 Zohner Control Your Puppies


It’s the 2012 prediction show! We predict 2012 will happen. There, that was easy!

SD#2 The Zohner Show

We have apologies to the wife, Zuke goes SQUEE, Zohner takes over, and we really REALLY like Green Lantern.  Special thanks to everyone who gave feedback last time (be it on Twitter, Facebook, email, or the comments); we tried to follow a lot of what you suggested.  Let us know how we’re doing by the comments below, the feeds to the right, or [email protected]

Hosts:

Zuke, Schmidty, Stark, Zohner

Topics:

April Fools – Gmail Motion, Toshiba Spectacle, 1996 Hulu, 35mm digital film, Nathan Fillion cancels Castle.

PSA – You may be getting a lot of emails that are trying to steal from you!

Sony’s Playstation Home Network becomes all Italian.

Miscrosoft makes pigs fly. Then the FTC joins in on the fun!

The death of the cloud begins; Grooveshark pulled from Android Market.

Green Lantern is so awesome it makes Zuke squee.

Gary Oldman really sucks at being subtle or coy.

Can DC be Captain America, or will they just be Wolverine?

Thundercats, HO!

Netflix is now buying first run syndication rights to TV series.

Tesla sues over review from Top Gear, apparently didn’t realize they were on Top Gear.

SpaceX announces the Falcon Heavy rocket. Not as cool as the USS Red Greene.

Japanese Space Agency creates flight data recorder for spacecraft that can tell you how much it sucks to crash from orbit!

Halo Mutiplayer Voice is not who you’d think. And you can get more of his soundclips!

If you’re a big fan of Lady Gaga AND Vulcans . . . good for you, I guess?

 

 

 

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SD#1 The Saga Begins

It’s here! Our very first podcast is up! After being around for over three years, we have decided to branch out to new media. We’re still learning, so please give us some feedback!

Hosts:
Zuke, Stark, Zohner, & Schmidty

Topics:

Amazon puts its head in the clouds and it’s finger in the faces of Sony & Apple

iOS might be dropping June 5th . . . without an iPhone?

Intel makes the biggest smallest drives you’ve ever seen!

Google now allows you to spy on tourists as well.

Windows 8 has a wishlist now.  Take that Apple!

Kevin Costner is in the new Superman . . . and he’s Middle Eastern?

Viggo Mortensen was dating Snow White, I guess.  He’s not anymore. But he’s not Zod!

Wonder Woman from Blue Boutique. Wonder Woman from J-Crew.

Should Netflix save cancelled/endangered shows?

Mass Effect 2 DLC came out.  And now I’ve beaten it.  Did Bioware just charge ME money to change the end of THEIR game?

Microsoft to update Xbox dashboard and add extra 1GB to game disc capacity? I’ve signed up for the beta, how about you?

Farmville is an example of a mental disorder.

Volkswagon has made a car from a video game!

Zuke’s Favorite: Three Angry Birds

Schmidty’s Favorite: Google’s +1

Stark’s Favorite: Today is a good day to sing!

Zohner’s Favorite: Pimp your router. Aww yeeeeaaa.

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How Does Free Sound? Part II

Or The Freeware Strikes Back.  Choose your title.  I won’t be offended.

Last week I published a post about some of my favorite freeware utilities that I like to use before I reinstall Windows.  They don’t need to be used exclusively before a reinstall, but they have proven to be very useful to me.  There are a few more free apps that helped me as I reformatted two different computers on five different occasions over the past few weeks so I thought I’d bring them to your attention.

ProduKey
With all of the product keys that are required to legally use software these days, it can sometimes be difficult to keep everything straight.  Produkey will scan your computer for installed Microsoft programs and then provide detailed information about them such as product keys and product IDs.  All that you need to do is run a scan and then print out the results.  It’s a very handy tool that no geek should be without.

GParted Live CD
How many times have you needed to create or modify a partition on a drive but didn’t want to go through the lengthy process of doing so?  There are some great programs available that make this very easy but they usually cost money.  GParted Live CD is, of course, free.  I’ve used both Partition Magic and GParted Live CD.  After using GParted, I’ll probably never go back to Partition Magic.  The interface is self-explanatory and proved very easy to use.  You should add this one to your list of must have tools.

Now that we’ve covered a few applications that will come in handy before you reformat your computer, it’s time to move onto those that will make your computer useful.  I’ll cover some of these in part three of our series.

Y’all come back now!  Ya hear?

How Does Free Sound?

Years ago, it used to be that when I needed a program, I’d either buy it or find somebody who could give me a copy.  With the internet the way that it is now, nearly every application you could want can be found online.  However, downloading copyrighted software poses its own set of problems that may not be worth the money you’d be saving by downloading the latest version of Adobe Photoshop.  Therefore, I propose an alternative: freeware.

Over the past few years, freeware has taken a giant leap forward.  Most people are familiar with applications such as Open Office and Linux that have taken a piece of Microsoft’s pie.  Whether these people have used these applications is beside the point.  My point is that there are viable alternatives to expensive programs out there that don’t cost a dime.  On this note, I thought that it would be fun to share some other free applications that I have fallen in love with over the years.

Roadkil’s Unstoppable Copier
This is a great program that I just discovered a week or two ago.  Have you ever tried to copy a file and received a stupid prompt that you could have done without?  Or maybe you failed when trying to copy a file that was larger than 4GB to a FAT32 partition.  I’ve done both and this little app took care of all of my issues.  It’s great for backing up data to an external hard drive before a reformat.

Amic Email Backup
This is a handy application for Windows users that will back up your mail databases.  As those who have worked tech support know, email is generally a big deal, especially to stuffy executives.  It’s no less important to my wife who freaks out every time that just restoring her Outlook files doesn’t make everything “like it was”.  This is a great tool that is easy to use and I highly recommend it.

DriverMax
I hate trying to keep my drivers current but it’s something that most geeks would recommend doing.  DriverMax makes it easy by scanning your system and then telling you what needs to be updated.  It will also export your current drivers for those times when you want to reinstall everything but don’t want to spend days looking for that rare driver.

I have a lot more freeware that I’d like to introduce you to but since I’m busy at work, I’m going to have to save it for a part two.  Stay tuned…

The Apple conundrum part 1

OK, just to be clear first and foremost; this is not to start a flame war.  I am writing this about my own experiences and observations using computers and personal electronics.  Not everyone knows computers to the same degree, so I’m going to simplify things as best I can without coming across as children’s programming.

I would tend to think that I have a little more expirience using a computer than most people.  Not all people, mind you, but most.  I own a Mac and a PC and use Windows and OS X (sometimes at the same time).  I’ve had to teach myself how to recover from any sort of system crash in Windows, and that there isn’t really a way to recover from a crash in OS X (so don’t go screwing around in there).  But it wasn’t until this last weekend that I think I might have hit upon the fundamental difference between an Apple and a PC.

PC users expect more of their machine.

I know, it sounds weird to read it, and it really sounds weird to say it.  Even most PC users have bought into the idea that a Mac is very capable and pretty but just for people who want to do specialized things.  Mac users think that PC users just like to torture themselves with unstable operating systems and complex interfaces.  And to a moderate degree, both are right.  However, each one could learn something from the other.  

This weekend I decided to increase the size of my Windows partition on my computer.  My main machine is an iMac running OS X Leopard, and I had installed Windows Vista Ultimate using BootCamp some time ago.  When I had done it, I figured I’d be using Leopard as often as I used Vista, so I gave Vista a little less than half the drive.  Fast forward to present day, and my Windows drive was nearly full.

After searching around on the forums, it seemed there was no definitive way to re-size the drive partition.  Long time Mac users suggested simply blowing away the Windows installation and starting over.  Long time Windows users were aghast at such a suggestion.  No middle ground could be found.

After much searching and reading, I came across a method that involved saving an image of my Windows partition to an external disc (hopefully ensuring nothing was lost) and wiping out the partition.  After 5 hours of working, the image was complete and the Windows partition was no more.  I launched BootCamp again and told it to create a new Windows drive, this time giving vista 95% of the drive.  It churned for some time before telling me it couldn’t . . . something about files in the wrong place.

I panicked.  Sure, my Windows image was secure on my external drive, but what good was that if I couldn’t access any of it?!  The exact error message even suggested that I blow away my Leopard installation and start the whole computer from scratch.  After a LOT of searching online, it became very clear that most other Apple aficionados didn’t find this a bit odd in the slightest; if that’s what the error message said to do, there’s no reason not to do it!

At some point, an explanation came up as to why the computer was having a fit.  It would appear that after I installed Vista, Leopard just started saving files willy-nilly all over the drive.  Now that I wanted to resize the drive, Leopard couldn’t handle that because some files were sitting in the space I was wanting to use!

The average user is either scratching their head right now, or stopped reading this awhile ago.  The average PC tech is thinking, “No biggie . . . just defrag the drive!”  Except Leopard doesn’t have a defragment utility!  According to Apple, the OS does it automatically without ever involving you.  Of course, they lie, since everyone on the Apple forums who runs into this problem is surprised to find that their drive is heavily fragmented.

The solution?  Either wipe out the entire computer and start over (as the error message told me to) or buy a 3rd party program to do a task that the OS should have had included.  Long story short (too late!), I was able to get everything redone just right (more than doubling the space that Vista has available to it) without resorting to a full format of my machine.

How does this relate to my observation at the beginning of this post?  Well it sort of came to me when everyone on the Apple forums and Support were telling me to go ahead and format my machine and reinstall from CD.  When I explained that I really didn’t feel like reinstalling everything I had ever done, they asked me why hadn’t I ever done a backup.  It’s apparently expected of people that if they are going to buy a Mac, then you are also going to buy a backup drive, because there is no way to recover from system errors than to format the sucker!  

PC users expect more of their machines: They expect them not to crash and lose everything you might have done and swallow it into the Void, never to be accessed again.  They expect to have the ability to upgrade the system past its original specs, and not have to scrap the whole thing to buy the latest model (and migrate their files with the obligatory backups they’ve been creating).  They expect to walk into an electronics store and have everything in the store work with their system!

Meanwhile, Apple still touts normal funtions like they are revolutionary!  A perfect case in point is the newest iPhone ads, going something like this:

This is how you play music on it.  This is how you can play games.  This is how you can read your email, texts, and the internet on it.  This is how you use it to get directions.  This is how you can even find and download new applications.  And this is when you realize . . . IT’S ALMOST LIKE YOUR PC!!!

I made up that last part, but I think you get the idea.

 

Part two for tomorrow.

I feel so . . . LIED to!

I am now playing Halo 2.

This sounds like I’m horribly behind the times, but in fact I’m only a year behind. I’ve played through all of Halo 2 on the Xbox, mastered the multiplayer, pwnd n00bs and l33ts alike, and have enjoyed the game like crazy. However, at some point, long ago, I stopped playing on Xbox Live and canceled my account. Then the world moved past me.

Suddenly we’re on Xbox 360 and Live has been totally retooled. You can now opt to NOT play against foul mouthed 9-year-olds (you can even mute specific people), and giving negative feedback about someone actually does something to them!

Not having the funds for a 360, I kept the multiplayer experience for video game parties at friend’s houses. And I was happy with that (my thoughts on anonymous multiplayer changed drastically when I realized I seemed to be the only person who wasn’t practicing Halo like I had nothing else to do in life).

Fast forward to my birthday; Schmidty and Squishy game me a copy of Lego Indiana Jones and Star Trek Legacy for Windows (more on that in another post). I booted them up, and realized I MUST have a better way to control them than the keyboard and mouse, so it was off to the store to get an Xbox360 controller (the USB one is easily recognized and used in Windows Vista).

Suddenly, I was in a new world of gaming! The new “Games For Windows” approach that Microsoft has put together is brilliant! All the games work as they are intended and match their console counterparts exactly! I can play all the greatest Xbox360 games on my PC, and all I have to do is wait a month or so for them to be released. Add to that, the fact that some Games For Windows are Live enabled (and Live is free for GFW players)!

Play multiplayer games with your friends, or play against new opponents online using our exclusive TrueSkill™  matchmaking system – with other Windows® players or with or against XBOX 360 players.

Excitedly, I looked it up . . . YUP; Halo 2 for Vista is right there on the list!

* Includes 23 Multiplayer Maps
* Plus Bonus Map Editor
* Plus Exclusive Content
* Games for Windows – LIVE enabled

So, I got it home, signed up for Live (had to create a new account, whole other gripe about that), and got Schmidty online to frag.

Only I couldn’t. I couldn’t even receive his invites.

After much internet searching, I came to the ONLY source of information concerning the problem over at Joystiq.com.  It seems that Bungie, in all their wisdom, decided that Windows users wouldn’t WANT to play against Xbox 360 users and created a new gaming network for Windows only gamers.  On top of that, Windows users probably don’t want their achievements shown on their gamertag at Bungie.net

From Bungie.net: Correct only xbox stats are shown.

From: Zuke [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 10:53 AM
To: Bnet Bugs
Subject: No love for Windows?

I play Halo 2 for Vista on Live. Though I can see my gamertag on Bungie.net, it doesn’t pull any info from the “Live” games I’ve played. Is this by design?

At least Microsoft got it partially right by allowing achievements to be shown on xbox.com (for all the frakking good they do).

I’d like to say the PC Multiplayer is at least okay for now, except it seems the only people who are playing it are missing a hand and half their brain; though I’m always the one with horrid latency, making it look like people are teleporting all over the place, I am consistently killing EVERYONE.

Of course, being geeks, Schmidty and I are already at work on using a third party service as a workaround, but that is entirely beside the point.  They specifically state that Live enabled games will work across platforms.  Even after they updated their site, it still only says “on specific games”; no game site will say if it’s one of them.

PC Multiplayer using a remote game server is a 15 year old practice!  Where is the next-gen in that?  We were promised cross-platform playability!!

New Microsoft Keyboard

Microsoft has finally released the only keyboard you will need when using any of their OS’s.

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