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A Bad Idea?

 

Just because something was successful 25 years ago, doesn’t mean that it needs to be remade or revisited. Are you listening to me, George Lucas?  Sometimes something comes along that is so well done that it needs to be left as it is so that future generations can appreciate it for what it was.

George Lucas managed to tarnish the Star Wars legacy by releasing prequel films that many consider to be mediocre at best, atrocious at worst. In addition, he’s made his original films shadows of their former selves.  Now, DC Comics is tempting fate and releasing prequel stories to what many consider to be one of the best books of all time, Watchmen.  (Yes, I said books. Watchmen is so good that it was the only graphic novel to appear on Time‘s 2005 “All-TIME 100 Greatest Novels” list.)

For those who haven’t heard, this morning, DC Comics officially announced what many knew was coming when they shouted to the world that Before Watchmen was going to be unleashed upon us this summer.  You can read their words here, but let me sum it up for you.

“We want money.  Watchmen is an important piece of comic book, and literary, history but since we want money, we’re going to crap on that history and reboot it similar to what we did last year with our entire company.  Suck on that Alan Moore, you crazy old warlock.”

Moore’s response?

SD#43 Facebook Assassins

And shoot them.

The world has decided that all the news should all happen at once . . . and it chose this week. Hackers are back in action, you need to drive “hands free”, and BitTorrent will save our entertainment! Ten points to the first person to identify that background noise!

George Lucas Is A Hypocrite

My Star Wars nerd rage is still burning brightly today.  If you aren’t sure why, check out my post from yesterday regarding the Blu-Ray versions of the Star Wars movies.

I was either completely unaware of this fact, or had forgotten it over the years, but George Lucas actually testified before the United States Congress in 1988 regarding the manipulation of classic films.  At the time, he made a passionate plea asking Congress to prevent people from changing films because “People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society.”

So those who alter works of art for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians?  I think that many would consider the Star Wars films works of art.  I also think that there are also those who would say that George Lucas altered these films for profit and because he had the power to do so.  There are so many things that I could say here, but I think that the best response to this is “it takes one to know one.”

Granted, George Lucas was specifically before Congress to discuss the colorization of classic films, but he also said that “Tomorrow, more advanced technology will be able to replace actors with ‘fresher faces,’ or alter dialogue and change the movement of the actor’s lips to match.”  Um… I could be wrong here but does this image look like it has been altered from the original?  When I look at these two images, I get the impression that somebody has used more advanced technology to replace an actor with a “fresher face”.

I could go on and on about the changes that this man has made to the original Star Wars trilogy but, let’s be honest, we don’t have all day.  If you want to see some of them though, check out the four part series that the guys over at dvdactive.com put together.  It’ll blow your mind to see how many substantial changes have been made to these films by a man who said that those who change films are barbarians.

I better end this rant before my brain explodes but I think though that George Lucas said it best when he said “Attention should be paid to the interest of those who are yet unborn, who should be able to see this generation as it saw itself, and the past generation as it saw itself.”  My kids don’t know Star Wars as I knew Star Wars and I’m sure that my grandchildren will not know Star Wars as my kids do.  This is exactly what he was talking about!  Changing films because you can is wrong.  Cleaning them up? Fixing techincal mistakes? I’m cool with that.  Adding new characters, replacing old characters, and adding dialogue where there was only silence are all, according to Lucas, barbaric.  I happen to agree.

For those who want to get a good nerd rage going, here is his full statement from 1988:

My name is George Lucas. I am a writer, director, and producer of motion pictures and Chairman of the Board ofLucasfilm Ltd., a multi-faceted entertainment corporation.

I am not here today as a writer-director, or as a producer, or as the chairman of a corporation. I’ve come as a citizen of what I believe to be a great society that is in need of a moral anchor to help define and protect its intellectual and cultural heritage. It is not being protected.

The destruction of our film heritage, which is the focus of concern today, is only the tip of the iceberg. American law does not protect our painters, sculptors, recording artists, authors, or filmmakers from having their lifework distorted, and their reputation ruined. If something is not done now to clearly state the moral rights of artists, current and future technologies will alter, mutilate, and destroy for future generations the subtle human truths and highest human feeling that talented individuals within our society have created.

A copyright is held in trust by its owner until it ultimately reverts to public domain. American works of art belong to the American public; they are part of our cultural history.

People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society. The preservation of our cultural heritage may not seem to be as politically sensitive an issue as “when life begins” or “when it should be appropriately terminated,” but it is important because it goes to the heart of what sets mankind apart. Creative expression is at the core of our humanness. Art is a distinctly human endeavor. We must have respect for it if we are to have any respect for the human race.

These current defacements are just the beginning. Today, engineers with their computers can add color to black-and-white movies, change the soundtrack, speed up the pace, and add or subtract material to the philosophical tastes of the copyright holder. Tomorrow, more advanced technology will be able to replace actors with “fresher faces,” or alter dialogue and change the movement of the actor’s lips to match. It will soon be possible to create a new “original” negative with whatever changes or alterations the copyright holder of the moment desires. The copyright holders, so far, have not been completely diligent in preserving the original negatives of films they control. In order to reconstruct old negatives, many archivists have had to go to Eastern bloc countries where American films have been better preserved.

In the future it will become even easier for old negatives to become lost and be “replaced” by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten.

There is nothing to stop American films, records, books, and paintings from being sold to a foreign entity or egotistical gangsters and having them change our cultural heritage to suit their personal taste.

I accuse the companies and groups, who say that American law is sufficient, of misleading the Congress and the People for their own economic self-interest.

I accuse the corporations, who oppose the moral rights of the artist, of being dishonest and insensitive to American cultural heritage and of being interested only in their quarterly bottom line, and not in the long-term interest of the Nation.

The public’s interest is ultimately dominant over all other interests. And the proof of that is that even a copyright law only permits the creators and their estate a limited amount of time to enjoy the economic fruits of that work.

There are those who say American law is sufficient. That’s an outrage! It’s not sufficient! If it were sufficient, why would I be here? Why would John Houston have been so studiously ignored when he protested the colorization of “The MalteseFalcon?” Why are films cut up and butchered?

Attention should be paid to this question of our soul, and not simply to accounting procedures. Attention should be paid to the interest of those who are yet unborn, who should be able to see this generation as it saw itself, and the past generation as it saw itself.

I hope you have the courage to lead America in acknowledging the importance of American art to the human race, and accord the proper protection for the creators of that art–as it is accorded them in much of the rest of the world communities.

[via GeekTyrant]

A Disturbance In The Force

In the famous words of Obi-Wan Kenobi, “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.” He’s right. And since Alderaan has already been destroyed, we are safe in assuming that George Lucas is messing with Star Wars yet again.

In our last podcast, we discussed some of the changes that Lucas is making to Episode I, specifically, replacing the horrible Yoda puppet with CGI.  I have no problem with that because that puppet looked horrible.  Absolutely horrible…  I also don’t have the same feelings towards the prequel trilogy that I do for the original trilogy so it’s easier for me to let changes that actually improve the films slide.  The original trilogy however has been messed with quite enough thank you.  Unfortunately not all of those changes have made the movies better.

When it was announced that all six Star Wars  films would be available on Blu-Ray, everyone knew that changes would be made.  I think that everyone assumed that these changes would be mostly technical and not-so-secretly hoped that we’d get to see wampas in Echo Base or the sandstorm on Tatooine.  Instead we get Obi-Wan Kenobi performing his rendition of the Wilhelm scream and blinking ewoks. If that’s not enough, we also get Darth Vader being further pussified.

I hate George Lucas so much right now. If anybody happens to come across him today, please punch him the back of the head for me.

Guess Who Else Doesn’t Watch Episode I?

I saw this video last week but it had been taken down due to “copyright infringement” so I was never able to actually watch it.  I found a new version which will hopefully survive long enough for those of you who haven’t heard Jake Lloyd talk about how The Phantom Menace still affects his life to this day.

If I bumped into him on the street, I like to think that I wouldn’t punch him and then say something like “YIPEEE!”  but I don’t think I can promise that.  Really though, this kid has had a rough life.  He’s been the punching bag for those who get tired of beating up on Jar Jar Binks when in reality, he was just playing a character that happened to be cursed with really crappy dialog.  Stupid George Lucas and his brain that fell out of his ear…

Who Won The Battle Of Summer Blockbusters?

I love comic books and I love movies so naturally, I’m a big fan of movies based on comic books.  There is no doubt that this summer was enough to make many a geek wet themselves with delight.

Talk to the hand

Talk to the hand

The summer started off with a giant crimson and gold bang as Iron Man dominated theaters to the tune of $318,219,154.  Not too bad for a movie about a dysfunctional millionaire with a really cool suit.  Despite the fact that I think that Tony Stark is a giant douche bag in the comics, especially after Marvel’s Civil War, there’s no doubt that Robert Downey Jr. was flat out amazing.  Throw in a nice cameo by Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury that set up the upcoming Avengers project, and this provided much geek glee.

Next up we had Speed Racer, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, and Indiana Jones and the Something About Aliens.  I didn’t see Speed Racer because I fear having epileptic seizures.  I don’t have epilepsy but the trailers were enough to keep me away.  Plus, I’m not a big Speed Racer fan.  Narnia was good, albeit a bit long and Indy was further proof that George Lucas is going insane.  It should be noted though that I will be buying both Narnia and Indy because I am a geek and really enjoyed both movies.

Hulk contemplate the complexities of life.

Hulk contemplate the complexities of life.

Once the pre-summer blockbusters were out of the way, we were treated to Edward Norton getting all green and smashy in The Incredible Hulk which, surprisingly, did not suck.  It even made a respectable $134,518,390 at the box office. I didn’t expect much from this film given the fact that Ang Lee’s The Hulk made me want to jump off of a bridge.  That was a bad movie.  The sequel, not so much.  I may even end up buying it on DVD.  Plus, there was a cameo by Robert Downey Jr. reprising his role as Tony Stark.  In case you forgot, it set up the previously mentioned upcoming Avengers project.  There is also some alleged footage that was cut at the last minute that showed Captain America.  It’s purpose?  To set up the upcoming Captain America movie.

Between The Incredible Hulk and The Dark Knight, which let’s face it, is probably one of the best movies in the history of movies, we saw the release of Wanted, Hancock, and Hellboy II: The Golden Army.  I didn’t see Hancock but the other two were good movies.  To be honest though, at this point in the summer, I was just waiting for Batman to beat the crap out of some bad guys.

"I've never felt this way towards a psychopath before."

"I've never felt this way towards a psychopath before"

July 18 will go down as the day that the best superhero movie of all time opened.  Yes, I’m talking about The Dark Knight.  I’ve already reviewed this so I won’t do it again here but this movie is two hours and thirty two minutes of pure awesome.  When all was said and done, it brought in $521,890,027 making it one of the most successful movies in history.  With a re-release planned for Oscar season, who knows how much this movie will end up making.

We were also treated to The X-Files 2: I Want to Believe and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.  I didn’t see X-Files.  Not because I don’t want to, but because I was too busy.  I’m sure I’ll eventually watch it though.  For my thoughts on The Clone Wars, read my review.  Needless to say, with a box office take of only $34,477,361, I don’t think I was the only one mildly disappointed by it.

This all got me to thinking, who came out on top this summer?  Obviously DC Comics did well with The Dark Knight but Marvel had two offerings that were really good.  OK, one that was really good, one that was awesome.  However, Marvel set up future projects and actually did what the comics do in showing that these characters don’t live in a vacuum.  With Thor, Captain America, The Avengers, an Iron Man sequel, and two Spiderman sequels all in the works, I think that Marvel is going to prove to be the big winner in this summer’s box office battles.  With the cameos and the upcoming movies that they were able to set up, every geek should be jumping for joy.  Now if only DC could pull of the same thing with the much rumored Justice League movie… 

For Want of a Guiding Voice

Throughout all of geek history their have been the great debates. Who would win in a fight, Mighty Mouse or Superman? What’s the better time machine, the Delorean or the Tardis? Which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek? [Editor: could Pikachu ever battle Raiden?] I will not really be answering any of these questions, but I will be taking a look at a different side of the third question.

Let me come right out and say it, the new Clone Wars movie was good. Provided you take it for what it is. It is not Episode 2.5, it is not a stand alone movie. It is a straight to DVD quality movie that is intended to act as an introduction to a new Saturday morning cartoon. As such you have to hold it in the same light as Star Wars: Ewoks, and Star Wars: Droids. Now that’s out of the way.

In 1977 George Lucas was able to make a movie that was pretty much exactly what he wanted to make. Their were a few studio injunctions, but by and large it was his movie. It set him up financially to pay out of his own pocket for all future Star Wars movies. This allowed him to take his own vision and largely unmolested put in on screen. For better or worse Star Wars has been his child, with no other real daddies. Even in the “expanded universe” all major changes must be approved by him.

Eleven years before in 1966 Gene Roddenberry put Star Trek on TV for the first time, and geeks would never be the same again. As we all know the show only lasted three years, but spawned four spin offs and almost eleven movies. However there is one major difference. Roddenberry died in 1991 during production of Star Trek VI, and just after the start of the fifth season of Star Trek:TNG. This is where Star Trek began to stumble. TNG went largely down hill in its last few years (featuring such stories as Picard and Crusher psychically joined, and a Worf/Troi/Riker love triangle), and the people who gave us more Trek from there on in have been trying to give us their vision of Trek with various levels of success, and more often than not failure.

With the exception of First Contact, and some parts of Generations, the other subsequent Trek movies have been a complete let down. They were some one else’s vision of Trek, and not Roddenberry’s. I fear for the new “Young Trek” approach, but I’ll hold judgment till I see it next summer. Except for the last few years of DS9 all recent Trek shows have been crap. Voyager was a good mini series that dragged on way to long, and Enterprise is barely even Trek.

Both have an expanded universe of books, comics, video games, and more that have had varying degrees of success. As with Clone Wars these also have to be taken for what they are, attempts at trying something different for different audiences.

With two pieces of work that have been going since LBJ was President a certain amount of ups and downs can be expected. Trek has a larger body of work, which also leaves it open to more likely failures. Saying which is better than the other is the geek version of barroom arguments between Red Sox and Yankee fans. For my money when you put the best of one, versus the best of the other, they are pretty equally brilliant.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I feel that Star Wars has been able to largely maintain its focus thanks to its one clear voice. Who knows what we could have seen from the “Final Frontier” had Roddenberry not passed away. Having seen what others have done with his vision, I some times wish that the series had died with him. Much the same way that I fear New Line Cinemas idea for an all new Lord of the Rings story in between The Hobbit, and the Rings trilogy.

American entertainment refuses to let things go when they’ve given us their best. We continue to beg fore more and more, so studios are more than happy to give it to us. Star Wars has been able to follow the voice of it’s piper for the last 30 years, Trek lost its leader 17 ago. When John Lennon was shot we all knew that the Beatles were never getting back on stage. Let us all remember the good times rather than hoping to once again catch a falling star.

The Clone Wars Reviewed

The Clone Wars

Thanks to TardisCaptain, this morning I was able to attend an advanced screening of Star Wars: The Clone Wars.  For those who know me, you know that I’m a big Star Wars geek so being able to see the movie a whole week before it’s released was awesome.  (I think that it should help my geek cred.  Maybe +5?)

I’m too lazy to write a plot synopsis so here is one from allmovie.com.

George Lucas continues his most popular franchise’s legacy with Star Wars: The Clone Wars, a computer-animated 3-D film that takes place between Star Wars: Episode II and III. The first-ever animated feature from Lucasfilm Animation, this action-packed space adventure follows the heroic Jedi Knights as they attempt to maintain order and restore peace during a time of monumental galactic strife. The Clone Wars have engulfed the galaxy in chaos, and as the dreaded droid army of the Separatists wipes out everything in its path, the future of the Galactic Republic becomes increasingly uncertain. Meanwhile, Anakin Skywalker and his Padawan learner Ahsoka Tano embark on a pivotal mission that pits them directly against the dreaded Jabba the Hutt and his criminal minions while Count Dooku enlists the aid of Asajj Ventress and the rest of his sinister agents in ensuring that the young Jedi fails in his noble mission. Back on the front lines of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Master Yoda attempt to fend off the forces of the dark side with the assistance of a massive clone army.

Anakin has a padawan?  What?  Since when?  Oh yeah.  I almost forgot that George Lucas has gone insane.

The animation in this movie surprised me.  I’ve watched all of the footage that Lucasfilm has released and to be honest, I wasn’t very excited to see it based solely on the fact that I thought it looked bad visually.  Even once the movie started, I wasn’t digging it too much.  Then I realized that I was starting to actually like the look of the movie.  The buildings, scenery, and ships all worked really well with the animation style.  I even started liking the look of the characters with the exception of the Hutts.  (They looked horrible.)  One thing noteworthy about the animation is that it actually looks like it was painted with a brush and paint.  I liked that.

I enjoyed seeing Asajj Ventress on the big screen but she seems a bit like the angry goth girl from high school. I also liked the new characters that they introduced, the clone, Rex and Anakin’s padawan, Ahsoka.  It was pretty obvious that Ahsoka was there mainly for kids but she was still fun to watch.

As for the movie itself, it was fun.  It felt like Star Wars.  There was a lot of action and the plot wasn’t as horrible as some would have you believe. They did mess with the Star Wars theme in the beginning but made up for it at the end.  There were a lot of problems with continuity however.

As I was sitting in the theater, I couldn’t help but wonder where this fit into the Star Wars time line.  Sure, they say it’s between Episode II and Episode III but what about The Clone Wars cartoon from Cartoon Network?  I thought that that was supposedly canon.  The second season of that show portrayed the events that led up to Episode III, including the kidnapping of Chancellor Palpatine. And let’s not forget all of the comic books.  There’s nine volumes of The Clone Wars comic books in trade paperback form.  What about all of that history?  Oh right, the “Lucas is insane thing”.  Honestly though, I’m sure that it will all be explained in the TV series.

If you’re a big Star Wars geek, you may have a tough time watching this movie because of the continuity issues.  Even twelve hours after seeing it, I’m still perplexed beyond reason as to how what I saw fits into that special galaxy far, far away.  Just try to enjoy it as a stand-alone story and you’ll probably be fine.  If you’re just a causal Star Wars fan though, you should enjoy yourself while watching this movie.

Despite my complaints, Star Wars: The Clone Wars is still a good movie.  Go see it.

Every Geeks Fantasy

Last week when Deal Or No Deal ran their special Star Wars themed episode, my first thought was “That should be me up there.” You see, it was my destiny to appear on that episode. However, I didn’t get my audition tape made before they stopped accepting them. Instead of me, some fat guy with a beard took my place. (Maybe in honor of George Lucas?)

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