We’re so punny.
Zohner is rested up from Salt Lake Comic Con FanX 2016 and we’re on track to get the FBI called down on us for calling one of Trump’s numbers. Â So, you know, just another episode. Â Apple releases some things, confuses customers with choice, and then get’s so blinged out it makes your eyes (and soul) hurt. Â The UK gets Android Pay just in time for the EU to complain about it. Â And Google might be looking at killing the Chrome brand for good.
Headlines:
- How the FBI might be bypassing Apple encryption
- Apple has announced some things
- And some Apple things need to get cleaned up
- While other Apple things need to never exist.
- The Chrome brand may be getting the ax
- Yup, build a coffin for Chrome as a brand
- Android Pay is coming to the UK. The French prepare to protest
- Wait, Facebook was on Blackberry?
- Anonymous shows that #Drumpf really IS fascist
- Make music accessible, people make money!
- Dyson’s new car might really . . . Â suck!
- Twitter chatbot grows up (into racist, sexist, Nazi) so fast!
Zuke’s Favorite:  Drunk Neighbor Drumpf
Zohner’s Favorite: Best conspiracy theory video ever?
