Today be talk like a seafarin’ hearty tide. Reckon t’ converse as if ye be a seafarin’ hearty as ye go about yer business. Jus’ think how much fun ye can be havin’ in yer 1:30 budget review meetin’ or as ye take that tech support call!

If ye want t’ take ‘t t’ th’ next level, dress up like a seafarin’ hearty too. I be sure that swabbies in th’ mall food court at lunch won`t think anythin’ o’ ‘t. Maybe somebody will offer t’ give ye a free nights stay in an asylum.