Let those words sit for a moment.  Banana Jam.

My wife and I were sitting in bed one night and she turned to me and asked “What are you thinking.”

I gave my usual answer of, “Absolutely nothing.”  It’s not a lie; I usually keep a pretty blank mind!

The problem is, a wife can only hear that so many times.

Long story short, I was challenged to think of something to say.  For whatever reason, the only words my mind could piece together were “Banana Jam”.  I immediately had a sick taste in my mouth.  Taken literally, the thought of jam made from banana sounds disgusting.  Taken as a euphemism (as I often do), it’s even worse.  It’s become kind of a horrible joke between my wife and I, almost a marital meme.

Anyone else have any of those?