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Mortal Kombat vs. DC

Yeah, that’s right, unlike Capcom, Mortal Kombat decided that the heroes of the Marvel Universe were too weak, and probably still too divided since Civil War, so they’re going to enter the DC Universe.

Finally, Batman will be able to destroy Sub Zero. Don’t even try to say that he won’t either because you know that he will. How many times has he put Mr. Freeze in Arkham? Sub Zero will be a walk in the park for the Caped Crusader.

There are a few things that I see as potential problems with this. First, rumor has it that there will be no fatalities. What fun is Mortal Kombat with no fatalities? Without Scorpion ripping out Booster Gold’s spine (you know he would), theres just not a lot of appeal. Plus, there will be no “Batman wins. Fatality.” How lame is that?

Also, how lame will it be for some Mortal Kombat scrub to beat Superman? Wait, let’s not even go that far. What about some Mortal Kombat scrub beating Animal Man? That’s just not even cool. Well, maybe it would be. I don’t like Animal Man.

On the plus side, Sonya vs. Wonder Woman would be sweet. I’ve never been a big fan of Wonder Woman so seeing her get her trash taken out would be fun. I know she’s one of DC’s “Big Three” but I don’t care. I’m just not a big fan. She’s OK but that’s it. Way better than Booster Gold though.

Also, there’s a rumor that you can fight DC vs. DC. Superman vs. Batman. YEAH! Bats would own Supes… again. Batman is just too smart for the Man of Steel. Plus, he’ll fight dirty. Superman is too much of a boy scout to beat Batman. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Zohner

Co-founder/show host/producer of Stolendroids. If you've listened to our shows, you know that I'm a geek. Anyone who says differently doesn't know me very well. If it has anything to do with computers, video games, toys, comic books, or sci-fi, you can count me in. Also, I aim to misbehave.
  • Batman also has a bit of a mean streak.

    I can imagine the sound clip now.
    “Batman against >insert name< . FIGHT!BATMANWINS"Maybe the tournament will be in Outworld, so Superman won't have the yellow sun to fuel him. This would suck for him, since he'd be getting exponentially weaker with each new challenger.Of course, Raiden could die in the other ones and he's a frakking god!

  • Schmidty

    So what if they don’t have fatalities. Batman doesn’t need a fatality. He wins. And it’s over. No need to beat a dead horse… or a dead Scorpion… or a dead Raiden…

  • Squishy

    Also Batman, and most of the DC heroes don’t kill. Batman especially. There are a number of really good charecters in the DCU that would work quite well in a fighting game; Green Arrow, Black Canary, Robin/Nightwing, Zatana, the Flash, etc.

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