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SD#45 The Missing Schmidt

Behold, the Four Horsemen

We are full of apologies tonight. Oh, and sorry again because we’re going to be talking about upcoming law changes!

SD#44 Imperial RIM Destroyers

Especially the ones made in Kentucky. American electronics made in Korea are OK.

We have a guest panelist on this week’s episode!  RIM proves its corporate culture has killed all hope, Hollywood doesn’t want to know how to fix things, and we’re all fascists!

Star Trek Ships Are Wrong part 2

Just in case you came across this page on your own, here’s a handy link to Part 1: The Warp Core.  And now we’re onto . . .

The Warp Nacelles

Everytime someone says “nacelle”, I immediately think USS Enterprise.  After all, that’s where I first became familiar with the term.  The obvious truth is, of course, that “nacelle” as a word has been around much longer and means  simply “a streamlined enclosure on an aircraft used to hold passengers or engine that is separate from the fuselage”.  Still confused?  It’s these things:

Click on it. I dare you.

Star Trek Ships Are Wrong pt 1

I’ve written before how I love Star Trek above nearly all other sci-fi shows.  I’ve always loved the characters, the stories, but most of all I’ve loved the tech.  Part of it was that it never seemed too fantastic or out of reach.  It always made dreaming about a future in a spaceship that much easier.

There’s a good reason why much of the tech seemed grounded in modern day.  When Gene Roddenberry first pitched the idea of Star Trek he based a lot of the story as “just like things are now, only in the future”.  He named the ship after the world’s first nuclear power ship and even made it the same size.  Everything that was on the original Enterprise seemed like a natural progression from what we had in the 1960′s.

"You, too, can fly in any one of our armored death-traps!"

Fast forward to The Next Generation and the designers took many of the same design cues as The Original Series; much of the technology in TNG seemed like a simple progression from where we were in the late 80′s.

In my mind, however, there are some fundamental issues with how Starfleet ships are designed.  As cool as some of them are, it seems like many design elements are maintained simply as an homage to TOS . . . and that’s it.  Now, a lot of problems with Star Trek physics have been brought up before (so many there’s a Wikipedia page) but that’s not what I’m going to do here.  Instead, I’d like to break down to individual parts of the ship the Federation uses.  So, without further ado:

SD#43.5 The SOPA Special

 

Whoa?! A special episode?  That’s so babies!

SD#43 Facebook Assassins

And shoot them.

The world has decided that all the news should all happen at once . . . and it chose this week. Hackers are back in action, you need to drive “hands free”, and BitTorrent will save our entertainment! Ten points to the first person to identify that background noise!

Don’t Tread On Me. Virtually Or Otherwise

Schmidty and I threw together this little mock flag in observance of the current climate this week.  As Dr Squishy pointed out on our Facebook, I don’t really know what the original was supposed to mean either.  However, it is a sort of historical reminder that we, as Americans, have this slight tendency to oppose powers that might try and censor/oppress us.  And tax our salt & tea, but that’s for another discussion.

The fact remains is that what “our” Congress is trying to do now is actually very similar to what has happened before (i.e. a ruling body, so out of touch with a group of the public, bows to the demands of someone wanting more money, tries to enact a law, and gets whomped for it).

If history tells us anything, it’s that it doesn’t typically end well.

The Day The LOLCats Died

There’s an Enterprise-F?

I am a huge fan of Star Trek.  When asking the question “Am I a Star Trek or Star Wars?”  I always fall to the Trek side.  It’s not that I don’t like Star Wars, but when I think to how I think humanity would look in a couple hundred years I want to believe it will look more . . . Roddenberry.

So, imagine my joy when Star Trek Online was announced.  Then imagine my disappointment when the reviews came in and they weren’t so great.  Finally, imagine my optimism when they announced that Star Trek Online would be free to play starting January 17th (today).

Finally, imagine my surprise that in the game they’ve already announced the successor to the Sovereign-class Enterprise.  That’s right; in the game there is a NCC-1701-F USS Enterprise.

 

Announced as the Odyssey-class, it was the submission from a fan for a contest from the game publisher.  And if I may say, it’s easily just as good as anything made in the official cannon.  Now, this isn’t a new thing; this happened in Summer 2011.  However, now that the game is free to play I thought it might be worth pointing out the content they’ve been adding.

I’d also like to ask Paramount and CBS to make this ship cannon!  It’s beautiful!

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