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Holy Shatner!

This is awesome. Watch and you will see why.

We’re Nerdcore Here

This is one of the best nerdcore raps I’ve seen in a while.

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

“No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”  – Steve Jobs

Netflix Must Hate Their Shareholders

Yesterday, Reed Hastings, the co-founder and CEO of Netflix sent an apology to all those Netflix subscribers that have been pissed off and alienated over the past few months.  I actually thought that it would be good but it turned out to be “We screwed up… blah blah blah… pricing structure… blah blah blah… we’re splitting our company… blah blah blah… we really aren’t sorry.”  OK.  So I paraphrased a bit, but that’s the jist of it.  All it seemed to do is make those who chose to keep paying for the service angry and those who left, even more satisfied with their decision to leave.

I thought about posting the whole “apology” but then I found this which sums it up nicely.

Are you still riding the Netflix bandwagon? Will you make the jump to Qwikster?

SMV: Piracy Warning

Don’t steal movies or you will face the consequences.

We Survived The Alpocalypse

And when I say “we”, I’m referring to Stark, myself, and all those in attendance on Monday night when Weird Al Yankovic made his triumphant return to Salt lake City as his Alpocalypse tour rolled into town.  I’ve been a fan of his for nearly 30 years so there was little chance that I was going to miss this concert..

The last time Al came to town, my wife and I had great seats on the fifth row.  Since we decided that it would be a good idea to take three of our kids with us this time, I wanted to make sure that their first concert experience was beyond awesome so I got us some sweet seats on the third row.  I guess it could have been better if we were on the first row, but not by much.  The seats were pretty amazing and everyone, myself included, loved the show.

The song selection was incredible.  It was the perfect mix of old and new and I couldn’t have been happier to get to hear Frank’s 2000″ TV and a bunch of stuff from the 1980′s performed live.  (Frank’s 2000″ TV is one of my favorite songs ever.  Just imagine having a 166′ television screen!)

I was also very happy that certain songs were not performed.  It’s not that I don’t like them, I’d just

much rather see songs like I Want A New Duck and Amish Paradise being performed as opposed to Let Me Be Your Hog.  It isn’t a bad song, it’s just not necessary unless you have 30 seconds of time to fill.  Also, my seven-year-old son was thrilled when he heard Theme From Rocky XIII. (I don’t think that he knew the Weird Al version, but he is a huge fan of the Survivor version thanks to Guitar Hero.)

For those who missed the concert, here is a list of the awesomeness of which you were not able to partake:

  • Polka Face
  • Frank’s 2000″ TV
  • TMZ
  • Smells Like Nirvana
  • Skipper Dan
  • Party In The CIA
  • CNR
  • Canadian Idiot
  • Wanna B Ur Lovr
  • Medley: Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies/Another Tattoo/Ebay/I Want A New Duck/Theme From Rocky XIII/Spam/Ode To A Superhero/Lasagna/Eat It
  • Amish Paradise
  • Perform This Way
  • White And Nerdy
  • Fat
  • The Saga Begins
  • Yoda 

In addition to the live performances, those not in attendance also missed out on some highly educational films that taught me that the human brain needs 20 hours of sleep a day and that the only way to cure a brain freeze caused by ice cream is by setting yourself on fire.  (Don’t eat ice cream!)  I also learned that some people think that dirt is just dried mud and that it will become mud again if you get it wet.  (THE FOOLS!)  Some of these same people are also under the assumption that ice is just frozen water…

During the show I had two pretty cool experiences.  As usual, Al decided to come out into the audience.  He happened to come off of the stage right in front of me and start singing to people in the crowd.  Had I chosen to, I could have reached out and touched him but since I wanted evidence of my proximity to him, I decided to take a picture instead.  The image you see here is that evidence.  The guy was close!  I always love it when a performer interacts with their audience.

The second cool experience that I had also involved Al and my camera.  As he was performing the last song of the evening, he seemed to stare right at me as I was taking pictures.  It was almost as if he was posing for my camera.  Of course, in a venue full of thousands of people, anybody could think that, but I could swear that he posed for me.  I initially kept these thoughts to myself but after the show another concert goer (Stark’s brother who was two rows behind me) made a comment about how Al posed so I could take a picture of him.  I wasn’t crazy!  Well, probably not anyways.  I had witnesses claiming that he posed so I could take his picture.  (The photo I’m referring to is at the beginning of this post.  Judge for yourself.)  Whether he did or did not actually pose really doesn’t matter much but I did get an amazing picture nonetheless.

All in all, I took around 140 pictures throughout the show.  Unfortunately, the white balance on my phone was a bit off so most of them are of a faceless Weird Al Yankovic.  (They make him look like he moonlights as The Question.)  I did manage to get some good pictures though.  Here are a few of them.  I hear that if you listen to his music while looking at the images, it’s almost like you are there.  Nah.  I’m just playing with you.  There’s no experience in the world like being at a Weird Al concert.  And since my kids are still talking about it three days later, I’m sure that they would agree.

9/11 Remembered by Zohner

Ten years ago, I was still not fully aware that my computer nerd tendencies could provide a living so I was selling insurance to pay the bills. I usually woke up, showered and put on most of my clothes, and then ironed my shirt in the living room as I watched the news. The news of the day was typically something about robberies, maybe a shooting, and your typical feel-good piece to help drive ratings. Unfortunately, there was nothing “feel-good” about what I was about to witness on my TV.

I remember turning on my television a few moments after the first plane struck the first of the towers. There was no Twitter back then, and the Internet was still young, so details were sketchy at best. Some were saying that it was a missile that struck the building, others said that it was just a horrible accident, but nobody was really sure as to what had actually transpired. I was watching the TV with mild interest, wondering to myself what was truly happening when I saw it: an airplane flew right into the second tower! I dropped everything and was glued to the screen in front of me. I had never in my life witnessed such horror.

I eventually managed to pull myself away from the TV and drove myself into work, but nothing productive was accomplished. In fact, nothing productive was accomplished that entire week because everyone was glued to their televisions trying to find out what had actually happened, who was responsible, and who we were going to bomb as payback. People were scared, sad, and angry all at the same time. Our country had been sucker punched and, as a result, we were rocked to our very core.

I don’t think that I was any different than the majority of Americans. Every free moment of my time was spent watching the 24-hour news channels in hopes of getting more information. Like so many others, I was afraid that we would be hit again and I wanted revenge on those who did this to us. And even though I didn’t personally know anybody who lost their life that day, I mourned the loss of so many who were just going about their business on that September day.

It has been said that each generation has its defining moment. For my grandparents, it was the attacks on Pearl Harbor. For my parents, it was the assassination of JFK. For me, it was 9/11. My innocence was violated that morning by a colossal act of evil that caused a fundamental change within me. I no longer took my country for granted because I now knew how easily she could be brought to her knees. This realization also caused me to have a new respect for my country because I soon learned that despite being hit with an unmistakable act of war, America doesn’t stay down for long and punishment was swift and severe.

We have since moved on. We had to because life goes on despite tragedy, despite evil, despite war. Some of us don’t fully understand what transpired that day because we don’t teach it to our children. Some of us have forgotten, either due to the passage of time or because it was the only way to move on. Some of us though will never forget. The horrors that day were too terrible to allow us to let down our guard and push the memories away. I am one who will never forget. I still mourn the loss of lives. I still honor the memories of those who died trying to save others. I still remember.

Superman’s New Enemy

This has been making the rounds on the internet today.  What kind of bloggers would we be if we didn’t jump on the Superman vs. Google+ bandwagon?

George Lucas Is A Hypocrite

My Star Wars nerd rage is still burning brightly today.  If you aren’t sure why, check out my post from yesterday regarding the Blu-Ray versions of the Star Wars movies.

I was either completely unaware of this fact, or had forgotten it over the years, but George Lucas actually testified before the United States Congress in 1988 regarding the manipulation of classic films.  At the time, he made a passionate plea asking Congress to prevent people from changing films because “People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society.”

So those who alter works of art for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians?  I think that many would consider the Star Wars films works of art.  I also think that there are also those who would say that George Lucas altered these films for profit and because he had the power to do so.  There are so many things that I could say here, but I think that the best response to this is “it takes one to know one.”

Granted, George Lucas was specifically before Congress to discuss the colorization of classic films, but he also said that “Tomorrow, more advanced technology will be able to replace actors with ‘fresher faces,’ or alter dialogue and change the movement of the actor’s lips to match.”  Um… I could be wrong here but does this image look like it has been altered from the original?  When I look at these two images, I get the impression that somebody has used more advanced technology to replace an actor with a “fresher face”.

I could go on and on about the changes that this man has made to the original Star Wars trilogy but, let’s be honest, we don’t have all day.  If you want to see some of them though, check out the four part series that the guys over at dvdactive.com put together.  It’ll blow your mind to see how many substantial changes have been made to these films by a man who said that those who change films are barbarians.

I better end this rant before my brain explodes but I think though that George Lucas said it best when he said “Attention should be paid to the interest of those who are yet unborn, who should be able to see this generation as it saw itself, and the past generation as it saw itself.”  My kids don’t know Star Wars as I knew Star Wars and I’m sure that my grandchildren will not know Star Wars as my kids do.  This is exactly what he was talking about!  Changing films because you can is wrong.  Cleaning them up? Fixing techincal mistakes? I’m cool with that.  Adding new characters, replacing old characters, and adding dialogue where there was only silence are all, according to Lucas, barbaric.  I happen to agree.

For those who want to get a good nerd rage going, here is his full statement from 1988:

My name is George Lucas. I am a writer, director, and producer of motion pictures and Chairman of the Board ofLucasfilm Ltd., a multi-faceted entertainment corporation.

I am not here today as a writer-director, or as a producer, or as the chairman of a corporation. I’ve come as a citizen of what I believe to be a great society that is in need of a moral anchor to help define and protect its intellectual and cultural heritage. It is not being protected.

The destruction of our film heritage, which is the focus of concern today, is only the tip of the iceberg. American law does not protect our painters, sculptors, recording artists, authors, or filmmakers from having their lifework distorted, and their reputation ruined. If something is not done now to clearly state the moral rights of artists, current and future technologies will alter, mutilate, and destroy for future generations the subtle human truths and highest human feeling that talented individuals within our society have created.

A copyright is held in trust by its owner until it ultimately reverts to public domain. American works of art belong to the American public; they are part of our cultural history.

People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society. The preservation of our cultural heritage may not seem to be as politically sensitive an issue as “when life begins” or “when it should be appropriately terminated,” but it is important because it goes to the heart of what sets mankind apart. Creative expression is at the core of our humanness. Art is a distinctly human endeavor. We must have respect for it if we are to have any respect for the human race.

These current defacements are just the beginning. Today, engineers with their computers can add color to black-and-white movies, change the soundtrack, speed up the pace, and add or subtract material to the philosophical tastes of the copyright holder. Tomorrow, more advanced technology will be able to replace actors with “fresher faces,” or alter dialogue and change the movement of the actor’s lips to match. It will soon be possible to create a new “original” negative with whatever changes or alterations the copyright holder of the moment desires. The copyright holders, so far, have not been completely diligent in preserving the original negatives of films they control. In order to reconstruct old negatives, many archivists have had to go to Eastern bloc countries where American films have been better preserved.

In the future it will become even easier for old negatives to become lost and be “replaced” by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten.

There is nothing to stop American films, records, books, and paintings from being sold to a foreign entity or egotistical gangsters and having them change our cultural heritage to suit their personal taste.

I accuse the companies and groups, who say that American law is sufficient, of misleading the Congress and the People for their own economic self-interest.

I accuse the corporations, who oppose the moral rights of the artist, of being dishonest and insensitive to American cultural heritage and of being interested only in their quarterly bottom line, and not in the long-term interest of the Nation.

The public’s interest is ultimately dominant over all other interests. And the proof of that is that even a copyright law only permits the creators and their estate a limited amount of time to enjoy the economic fruits of that work.

There are those who say American law is sufficient. That’s an outrage! It’s not sufficient! If it were sufficient, why would I be here? Why would John Houston have been so studiously ignored when he protested the colorization of “The MalteseFalcon?” Why are films cut up and butchered?

Attention should be paid to this question of our soul, and not simply to accounting procedures. Attention should be paid to the interest of those who are yet unborn, who should be able to see this generation as it saw itself, and the past generation as it saw itself.

I hope you have the courage to lead America in acknowledging the importance of American art to the human race, and accord the proper protection for the creators of that art–as it is accorded them in much of the rest of the world communities.

[via GeekTyrant]

A Disturbance In The Force

In the famous words of Obi-Wan Kenobi, “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.” He’s right. And since Alderaan has already been destroyed, we are safe in assuming that George Lucas is messing with Star Wars yet again.

In our last podcast, we discussed some of the changes that Lucas is making to Episode I, specifically, replacing the horrible Yoda puppet with CGI.  I have no problem with that because that puppet looked horrible.  Absolutely horrible…  I also don’t have the same feelings towards the prequel trilogy that I do for the original trilogy so it’s easier for me to let changes that actually improve the films slide.  The original trilogy however has been messed with quite enough thank you.  Unfortunately not all of those changes have made the movies better.

When it was announced that all six Star Wars  films would be available on Blu-Ray, everyone knew that changes would be made.  I think that everyone assumed that these changes would be mostly technical and not-so-secretly hoped that we’d get to see wampas in Echo Base or the sandstorm on Tatooine.  Instead we get Obi-Wan Kenobi performing his rendition of the Wilhelm scream and blinking ewoks. If that’s not enough, we also get Darth Vader being further pussified.

I hate George Lucas so much right now. If anybody happens to come across him today, please punch him the back of the head for me.

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