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For Want of a Guiding Voice

Throughout all of geek history their have been the great debates. Who would win in a fight, Mighty Mouse or Superman? What’s the better time machine, the Delorean or the Tardis? Which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek? [Editor: could Pikachu ever battle Raiden?] I will not really be answering any of these questions, but I will be taking a look at a different side of the third question.

Let me come right out and say it, the new Clone Wars movie was good. Provided you take it for what it is. It is not Episode 2.5, it is not a stand alone movie. It is a straight to DVD quality movie that is intended to act as an introduction to a new Saturday morning cartoon. As such you have to hold it in the same light as Star Wars: Ewoks, and Star Wars: Droids. Now that’s out of the way.

In 1977 George Lucas was able to make a movie that was pretty much exactly what he wanted to make. Their were a few studio injunctions, but by and large it was his movie. It set him up financially to pay out of his own pocket for all future Star Wars movies. This allowed him to take his own vision and largely unmolested put in on screen. For better or worse Star Wars has been his child, with no other real daddies. Even in the “expanded universe” all major changes must be approved by him.

Eleven years before in 1966 Gene Roddenberry put Star Trek on TV for the first time, and geeks would never be the same again. As we all know the show only lasted three years, but spawned four spin offs and almost eleven movies. However there is one major difference. Roddenberry died in 1991 during production of Star Trek VI, and just after the start of the fifth season of Star Trek:TNG. This is where Star Trek began to stumble. TNG went largely down hill in its last few years (featuring such stories as Picard and Crusher psychically joined, and a Worf/Troi/Riker love triangle), and the people who gave us more Trek from there on in have been trying to give us their vision of Trek with various levels of success, and more often than not failure.

With the exception of First Contact, and some parts of Generations, the other subsequent Trek movies have been a complete let down. They were some one else’s vision of Trek, and not Roddenberry’s. I fear for the new “Young Trek” approach, but I’ll hold judgment till I see it next summer. Except for the last few years of DS9 all recent Trek shows have been crap. Voyager was a good mini series that dragged on way to long, and Enterprise is barely even Trek.

Both have an expanded universe of books, comics, video games, and more that have had varying degrees of success. As with Clone Wars these also have to be taken for what they are, attempts at trying something different for different audiences.

With two pieces of work that have been going since LBJ was President a certain amount of ups and downs can be expected. Trek has a larger body of work, which also leaves it open to more likely failures. Saying which is better than the other is the geek version of barroom arguments between Red Sox and Yankee fans. For my money when you put the best of one, versus the best of the other, they are pretty equally brilliant.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I feel that Star Wars has been able to largely maintain its focus thanks to its one clear voice. Who knows what we could have seen from the “Final Frontier” had Roddenberry not passed away. Having seen what others have done with his vision, I some times wish that the series had died with him. Much the same way that I fear New Line Cinemas idea for an all new Lord of the Rings story in between The Hobbit, and the Rings trilogy.

American entertainment refuses to let things go when they’ve given us their best. We continue to beg fore more and more, so studios are more than happy to give it to us. Star Wars has been able to follow the voice of it’s piper for the last 30 years, Trek lost its leader 17 ago. When John Lennon was shot we all knew that the Beatles were never getting back on stage. Let us all remember the good times rather than hoping to once again catch a falling star.

Shows that didn’t get a chance

Anyone who has watched the FOX network in the last few years has been burned numerous times by their cancellation policy. FOX seems to work on the idea of “If we make it, we must cancel”. Last year they spent about six months advertising a new show starring Nathan Fillion called Drive. Six months of ads lead to three aired episodes. I”m sure there are many blogs out there who still can’t get over the cancellation of Firefly, and many other. FOX is famous for launching a dozen new shows, and canceling all of them by seasons end. In the last few years I think the only shows that have made it are House, and 24. As I sit here I’m watching a show that met a similar fate, so I thought I’d talk about a few that I liked that never made it.

Leave George Alone

As Zuke recently pointed out I tend to leave comments on posts that are long enough to be posts themselves. So on this one I decided to just write my remarks out as a full blown rant.

I realize that as a grown man of 64 George Lucas does not need me to protect his honor. I’m sure that internet posters ripping everything he’s done with the Star Wars license since 1983 doesn’t keep him up nights. Nor does he care that some think his recent efforts have been the worst betrayal of holy work since Judas Iscariot. While I, as with most of the interweb, have not always loved everything that has come out of the “House That Skywalker” built, I have really liked most of it. I loved Episode I. While I don’t think that it was entirely necessary, and could have probably been done better as the first 30 minutes of Act 1, it did a good job (Though that’s a post for another time). As a movie with slightly more hype than the Second Coming, there is no way it could have lived up to expectations. Despite this I think he did a great job. Same with the next two prequels. I think that Episode III was one of the finest big CG movies ever, and anyone who says they didn’t get a major fanboy stiffy during both the first space battle, and the final saber duel, is lying through their Cheetos encrusted teeth.

GQ or Geek Quotient

A few years ago my friends and I got into a game of geek one upsmenship. We began to compare our respective levels of geek bling. Who had the best computer, most video games, etc. For years I had a +5 to my looser rating for being the lone single man. The +5 had some benefits, but they were far outweighed by the -42 Blue Balls.

Can anyone loan me $35K

Those who are roughly my age will drool just a bit, and contemplate what you have in the world that is worth 35 thousand. Afterall you can get by with only one kidney. Or one lung.

http://www.1981deloreanforsale.com/

Summer Movies: May

As one of the only people I know who does not have children, and thus is capable of seeing all the new movies I thought a nice recap so far would be helpful.

FYI to all

I don’t know if anyone else out there saw it but FLN (Fine Living Network), normally the home of Martha Stewart and her evil, has begun to show reruns of the old/original/great Iron Chef. For any who have never seen it, the show is a must for all who loves food, Japan, Godzilla levels of bad dubbing, and one hell of a great show.

How Comic Books Prepared Me For Modern TV

I was talking with my wife the other day about what kinds of things we liked in a television show. We had just begun watching the 2005 relaunch of Doctor Who, which I’m proud to say that as she is a Douglas Adams loving, multi-time reader of the Hitchhiker trilogy, and owner of the whole Monty Python’s Flying Circus, she loved the Doctor. At the end she pointed out that what she really liked was that at the end of the episodes she had a pretty good amount of closer. We had previously tried to watch Heroes, and Lost, however she just couldn’t get into it. She hated that at the end of each episode we had one question answered, and four more questions asked. Those who watch these shows know exactly what I’m talking about.

Most Badass

Here is a brief montage of some of the most Badass moments in movie history. Let me know what you think. It’s nothing fancy, but hey its my first try at a video edit.

I’m a level 70, and I’m proud of it.

Last night I achieved a great moment in my young geek life. In the game World of Warcraft I achieved level 70. I’m sure that all, if not most, of you know that 70 is the current highest level in the game. While there is still much to do, I have hit the level cap.

This brings me to an interesting situation. In the normal world no one cares. If I had completed an album, or finished a painting, I could expect some type of public bragging rights if I were to share this with most of the people in my life. However as video games are still viewed by the general population as “child’s thing” it is not the same.

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